| Whoops someone already has this title his name | | | | Luckily I lived in the hippy era. I went to San |
| is William Jefferson Clinton, Bill Clinton. Also a man | | | | Francisco and tasted California free love. Oh the |
| to be admired! Obviously a man driven by | | | | life. We had Jimmy Hendrix and we still had Elvis |
| women, although misguided. | | | | too. Those were the times. |
| 1000 One Night Stands! | | | | I love cars so when I made my fast Millions I |
| My life is a candid look at the life of Elvis Preston | | | | bought a Rolls Royce stretch limo and a Ferrari |
| King the man who has more girlfriends than any | | | | and a big Mercedes and several other exotic cars. |
| man on the planet. | | | | I rented an airline hanger to park them all because |
| Well it's true I always wanted to be a Rock Star | | | | I lived in a Penthouse on the beach in a place they |
| and the truth is I am one hell of a drummer. Why | | | | called the Millionaire Mile. Proceeded to pick up the |
| did I want to be a rock star, I love rock and I | | | | girls, but low and behold I began to age and I |
| love girls! Money for nothing and chicks for free! | | | | noticed that 18 year old girls weren't paying any |
| That's why! I just didn't follow through. I never | | | | attention to me any more. Saddened by my aging |
| even put a band together. How sad... I went into | | | | face I contemplated surgery, but felt the risk of |
| business and made a few million dollars in a couple | | | | death was too great. So I went to the library and |
| of years and retired at a young age. I just don't | | | | checked out books on the subject of places |
| like working all the time. What? Are the Billionaires | | | | where girls love the older man. I parked the limo |
| going to take it with them? They think so. I work | | | | and the Ferrari in storage and went on a global |
| very hard and then kick back. I like the | | | | search to find the girls. I found them. I now have |
| Margaritaville lifestyle, beaches and girls. | | | | more beautiful girls than any man on the planet. |
| Why do you want to know about my life | | | | Unfortunately I made a bad investment that |
| anyway? If you are a man who does not love | | | | dropped me to my knees financially, but I still |
| women don't read another word. | | | | have the girls. So now what? Well I can write a |
| I also I have a talent for acting and I wanted to | | | | book, but that doesn't turn me on. Bill already did |
| be a movie star. Why? To pick up girls, of course. | | | | that! I can sell my sales training again, I can put on |
| However, after I saw that Charlie Sheen had to | | | | How to Have 1000 One Night Stands Seminars, |
| pay prostitutes and I realized that I get more girls | | | | The King of Seduction Seminars etc. or I can |
| than any actor living or dead. I decided for what | | | | offer my one on one picking up girls services to a |
| do I want to be an actor! | | | | rich man who loves girls. I decided on the latter, |
| Am I immature, insecure and do I have low | | | | Rumor has it that when Bill Clinton gets well he |
| self-esteem? Probably. This low esteem helped | | | | plans on looking me up. I have several other |
| me make my money. I had to show the world I | | | | multi-millionaires and one billionaire trying to decide |
| was great. I got paid 15,000 dollars a day as a | | | | if they want girls and to hang out with Elvis or if |
| sales trainer. I hate sales. But I was great at it. | | | | they prefer to keep working and be buried with |
| What I like is girls, and nothing more. You would | | | | their money. So far no one has taken me up on |
| think I would grow up. I am 55 years old already. | | | | my offer 100%. |
| Unlike the other gurus of girls who discovered | | | | To me my girls are like Forrest Gump's box of |
| their talent late in life I have always had girls, girls, | | | | chocolates. And they taste good!!! |
| girls! I remember when I was 15 I went to a | | | | So you ask "Can you teach me to be a great |
| future farmers event out of town and I came | | | | Guru of women? Please! Please! My answer, |
| back holding hands with a little Filipino doll with long | | | | "Probably not. You are born with it or you are not. |
| black hair. My classmates still talk about me today. | | | | That's why I refuse to take these poor fools |
| Mind you I was a poor boy from the other side | | | | money in trying to teach them how to pick up |
| of the tracks but with the charm and looks of | | | | girls with a worthless book or worthless seminars, |
| Leonardo DiCaprio. | | | | but I am taking some poor girl loving soul under |
| When I was 18 I use to cruise around in my old | | | | my wing, Look for me and my buddy in the |
| 55 Chevy convertible picking up girls form city to | | | | French Riviera floating around on his yacht with a |
| city and town to town. You remember Ricky | | | | boat load of girls! |
| Nelson's "I am a traveling Man" I forgot to plate | | | | Please feel free to publish this article and resource |
| my 55 Chevy and the police through me in jail for | | | | box in your ezine, newsletter, offline publication or |
| illegal plates. I had 15 of my teenage girlfriends | | | | website. I also ask that you activate any html |
| send me money to bail the handsome poor boy | | | | links found in the article and in the byline. You may |
| out of jail! | | | | make minor editorial corrections only. |