My Life

Whoops someone already has this title his nameLuckily I lived in the hippy era. I went to San
is William Jefferson Clinton, Bill Clinton. Also a manFrancisco and tasted California free love. Oh the
to be admired! Obviously a man driven bylife. We had Jimmy Hendrix and we still had Elvis
women, although misguided.too. Those were the times.
1000 One Night Stands!I love cars so when I made my fast Millions I
My life is a candid look at the life of Elvis Prestonbought a Rolls Royce stretch limo and a Ferrari
King the man who has more girlfriends than anyand a big Mercedes and several other exotic cars.
man on the planet.I rented an airline hanger to park them all because
Well it's true I always wanted to be a Rock StarI lived in a Penthouse on the beach in a place they
and the truth is I am one hell of a drummer. Whycalled the Millionaire Mile. Proceeded to pick up the
did I want to be a rock star, I love rock and Igirls, but low and behold I began to age and I
love girls! Money for nothing and chicks for free!noticed that 18 year old girls weren't paying any
That's why! I just didn't follow through. I neverattention to me any more. Saddened by my aging
even put a band together. How sad... I went intoface I contemplated surgery, but felt the risk of
business and made a few million dollars in a coupledeath was too great. So I went to the library and
of years and retired at a young age. I just don'tchecked out books on the subject of places
like working all the time. What? Are the Billionaireswhere girls love the older man. I parked the limo
going to take it with them? They think so. I workand the Ferrari in storage and went on a global
very hard and then kick back. I like thesearch to find the girls. I found them. I now have
Margaritaville lifestyle, beaches and girls.more beautiful girls than any man on the planet.
Why do you want to know about my lifeUnfortunately I made a bad investment that
anyway? If you are a man who does not lovedropped me to my knees financially, but I still
women don't read another word.have the girls. So now what? Well I can write a
I also I have a talent for acting and I wanted tobook, but that doesn't turn me on. Bill already did
be a movie star. Why? To pick up girls, of course.that! I can sell my sales training again, I can put on
However, after I saw that Charlie Sheen had toHow to Have 1000 One Night Stands Seminars,
pay prostitutes and I realized that I get more girlsThe King of Seduction Seminars etc. or I can
than any actor living or dead. I decided for whatoffer my one on one picking up girls services to a
do I want to be an actor!rich man who loves girls. I decided on the latter,
Am I immature, insecure and do I have lowRumor has it that when Bill Clinton gets well he
self-esteem? Probably. This low esteem helpedplans on looking me up. I have several other
me make my money. I had to show the world Imulti-millionaires and one billionaire trying to decide
was great. I got paid 15,000 dollars a day as aif they want girls and to hang out with Elvis or if
sales trainer. I hate sales. But I was great at it.they prefer to keep working and be buried with
What I like is girls, and nothing more. You wouldtheir money. So far no one has taken me up on
think I would grow up. I am 55 years old already.my offer 100%.
Unlike the other gurus of girls who discoveredTo me my girls are like Forrest Gump's box of
their talent late in life I have always had girls, girls,chocolates. And they taste good!!!
girls! I remember when I was 15 I went to aSo you ask "Can you teach me to be a great
future farmers event out of town and I cameGuru of women? Please! Please! My answer,
back holding hands with a little Filipino doll with long"Probably not. You are born with it or you are not.
black hair. My classmates still talk about me today.That's why I refuse to take these poor fools
Mind you I was a poor boy from the other sidemoney in trying to teach them how to pick up
of the tracks but with the charm and looks ofgirls with a worthless book or worthless seminars,
Leonardo DiCaprio.but I am taking some poor girl loving soul under
When I was 18 I use to cruise around in my oldmy wing, Look for me and my buddy in the
55 Chevy convertible picking up girls form city toFrench Riviera floating around on his yacht with a
city and town to town. You remember Rickyboat load of girls!
Nelson's "I am a traveling Man" I forgot to platePlease feel free to publish this article and resource
my 55 Chevy and the police through me in jail forbox in your ezine, newsletter, offline publication or
illegal plates. I had 15 of my teenage girlfriendswebsite. I also ask that you activate any html
send me money to bail the handsome poor boylinks found in the article and in the byline. You may
out of jail!make minor editorial corrections only.