| Recently it was discovered that a Department of | | | | to serve us in our own government? I am not so |
| Agriculture worker at the USDA had used | | | | sure I am worried about mad cows as much as |
| government credit cards to get a tattoo. Well this | | | | Mad Federal Employees. It is interesting that the |
| is very interesting and I hope the tattoo serves | | | | US taxpayer has to put up with such |
| them well. Perhaps the taxpayer should pay for | | | | garbage.Were these employees prosecuted? Oh, |
| another tattoo on therefore had that says; THIEF! | | | | heavens no. They may have their wages |
| Or perhaps one on their anus, which says; I Am a | | | | garnished in the future but I doubt it. They |
| Thief.But that's not all apparently other USDA | | | | probably got reprimanded. I can see it now; Your |
| workers have used government credit cards to | | | | Honor We Are Not Guilty, You See This Tattoo |
| buy a car and another one to go to an Ozzy | | | | Is a Mirage?Apparently the USDA workers |
| Osbourne Concert onto the taxpayer's dime. | | | | decided they wanted to act like a bunch of farm |
| They must've had one hell of a night buying a car, | | | | animals one night and you and I and the rest of |
| Ozzy Osbourne concert tickets and stopping to | | | | the taxpayers in this nation got to pay for it. Are |
| get a tattoo or two.It's amazing that the United | | | | you happy now? Consider this in 2006 if you are |
| States Federal Government and to the USDA | | | | looking for a way to pay for your tattoo. |
| cannot better police those people who are there | | | | |